you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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