I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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