Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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