Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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