Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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