He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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