we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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