This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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