shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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