that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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