I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Randomize
