the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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