I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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