i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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