hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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