I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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