It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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