super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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