Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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