we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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