im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
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god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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