think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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