Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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