My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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