Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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