you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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