Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
We need to rekindle our bromance
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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