Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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