i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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