I wish I only lived at night.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
So. Much. Porn.
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