fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
