Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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