oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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