Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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