We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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