you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
