Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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