Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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