I look better un-naked...
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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