I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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