Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Randomize
