Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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