Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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