Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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