okay pat passed out under dana's car
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i think i just lost a toe
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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