yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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