"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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