Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
