people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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