I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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