in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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