I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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