Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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